YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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