Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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