I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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