Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
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You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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