yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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