Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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