He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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