awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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