just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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