so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
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I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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