Porn is love you can see.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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