I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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