So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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