I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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