hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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