I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
my shit smells like andre
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
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My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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