so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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