The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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