I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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