No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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