I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Randomize
