I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Come on in and take your pants off
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