Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I forget how to act sober
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