I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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