We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
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so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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