Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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