do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
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So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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