i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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