guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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