remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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