Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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