Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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