ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
