Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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