i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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