It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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