Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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