the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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