i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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