you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
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I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
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The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
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