cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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