Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
vagina is talking i cant
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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