So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
