oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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