Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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