Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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