Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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