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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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