how can u be prego again
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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