But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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