found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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